"Hey Mom, did you know that there is a law school less than 30 minutes from here?"
"Umm, honey, you do realize that's UT?" (held up the UT hand sign)
Hook em horns!
In her defense (no pun intended) we never call it the University of Texas. We just say things like Mom got both her degrees at UT. Dad's MBA is from UT. My nephew is wearing a UT jacket...
Yes we teased her unmercifully about this for several days, but she's my neurotypical child, she can handle it.