Job hunting

Job hunting stinks. Especially since I've had kind of a Renaissance career and have no idea what to even apply for!

Jobs I've held - In no particular order:

Blackjack dealer

Bouncer

Restaurant hostess

Model

Seamstress/ designer/ alterationist/ owner of custom clothing business

Retail salesperson

Store Manager

Gymnastic coach

Director Mother's Day out program (65 kids)

Director Private Preschool (55 employees/ 275+ children)

Sewing teacher to emotionally disturbed girls in residential treatment

Relief houseparent for girls in residential treatment

Preschool teacher

Aide for children with Autism

Assistant Coordinator for drop-in center for people with mental illness

President of product development consulting firm

Children's counselor at Center for Battered Women

Foster Care Homestudies interviewer

Social Work Intern

Telemarketer

Cleaning Lady

Volunteer/Unpaid:

Mother

Wife

Adoptive Parent

Therapeutic Parent

Pharmacist

Nurse/ Vet

Attachment Therapist

Fashion Consultant

Hairdresser

Dairy cow

Santa Claus

Cook

Chauffer

Sanitation Engineer

Personal Shopper

Alarm Clock

Teething Ring

Scratching Post

What's the craziest job you've ever had?