Oh Bear, spell check is not your friend.
This site has some good facts for atheists and people how want to loss
white and ton up.http://www.powerbar.com/calculators/recovery.aspx
Interpretation: This site has some good facts for athletes and people who want to lose weight and tone up.
Was it wrong of me to send him the following e-mail?
Did you mean athletes (people who like sports and exercise) or did you really mean “atheists” (people who don’t believe in God)?
I would like to be less white skinned (which I can assume is what you meant by “loss white”), so can I assume Power bars will make me tan?
I would actually prefer to lose some weight rather than “ton up.” Unless instead
of gaining a “ton” of weight you meant tone up.
Spell check is not always your friend Sweetie. :^)
Love,
Mom
Here's another e-mail he sent me. He didn't send me a follow up to this one.
There’s this Girl I like A good amount but I want to ask her out But I
Don’t want TO do it at school. And I Think I got A way But I don’t know how to
do it is a Long Story
S____ and I were not work / seeing I TO I. BUT the person that just called was her, her name is t____. But Ill send you more in a min.
Interpretation: You can figure this one out yourself. I especially love the "I TO I" phrase.
3 comments:
I am stumpted on the last one and Ive been reading my sons things for year!
tracy
those are great!!!... lol.. My mother gives me hell about my spelling still. Ugh.
I love these emails. His writing skills suck but at least he is willing to communicate with you instead of climbing inside his little world and keeping you out.
When I get an email I can't make out, I am sending it to you!
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