The PS2 controllers showed up a few days ago. Hidden behind the game room TV... broken. So the good news is they weren't sold. The bad news is that nobody admitted to taking and breaking them. The really good news is that since they're broken, the new ones I got Ponito for Christmas are still a good present. Yea!
The other good news is that Bear didn't sell them or trade them, although we still assume he broke them. We can only hope he didn't do it maliciously.
Must stink to always be the one accused. Then again, it stinks to almost always be right.